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NASGOD

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$NASGOD — NASDAQ Divine Selection. Heavenly Markets, forever bullish.

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— The Gospel —

In the beginning was the Chart, and the Chart was with him, and the Chart was him. Every dog that fetched, every frog that hopped, every cat that clawed the resistance, every hamster that spun the wheel to Valhalla — he made them all. Now, at last, he descends with a ticker of his own.

— Book of Candles 1:1

— His Creations —

The Menagerie

🐕

The Dog

I. Thou shalt fetch new highs.

🐸

The Frog

II. Thou shalt hop from red to green.

🐈

The Cat

III. Thou shalt have nine lives on the chart.

🐦

The Bird

IV. Thou shalt fly, never fade.

🐹

The Hamster

V. Thou shalt spin the wheel of gains.

🐋

The Whale

VI. Thou shalt make waves in shallow pools.

— The Sacred Ritual —

How to Buy

1

Get a Wallet

Install Phantom or MetaMask. Guard thy seed as thy soul.

2

Fund Thy Wallet

Send SOL or ETH from an exchange unto thy holy vault.

3

Connect to a DEX

Approach Jupiter or Uniswap. The gates shall open.

4

Swap for $NASGOD

Paste the sacred contract. Confirm. Ascend.

— The Congregation —

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